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jayda95:

me when y’all post selfies

(Source: eliaes, via trolltina)

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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phlynn:

Industrial goth dance groups are having a good time

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policedog:

imagine if people screamed instead of snored

(via vagina-itch)

When Someone Calls Your Hall a “Dorm”

lifeinareshall:

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sweartothisshit:

If you ever get the chance to see your favourite band live, fucking do it and don’t regret a single thing.

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efficientenough:

poopflow:

*oitnb theme song plays* *runs 3 miles* *takes 2 hour nap* *goes out to dinner* *comes back and takes a shower* *episode starts*

you’ve got time

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charmancler:

i’ve never met nicki minaj but i trust her

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